2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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