quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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