found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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