she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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