I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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