Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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