RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
this is an emotional support booty call
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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