i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
