Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Are we still banned from the library?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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