I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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