@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
