Dual....:-)
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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