Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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