She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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