Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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