this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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