thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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