Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
bring money and cleavage
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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