You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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