Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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