Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it's great music for shaving your balls
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The adults are the big ones right?
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