I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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