loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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