So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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