Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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