i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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