well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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