is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
