question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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