the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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