why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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