Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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