i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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