AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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