awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just gift wrapped bread.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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