my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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