soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
