I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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