yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
