I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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