I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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