I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's blow job season.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
