so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he fucked my hip out of place.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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