Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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