I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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