Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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