It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You made out with two different species that night
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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