Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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