Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The best revenge is premature balding
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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