oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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