Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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