Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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