I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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