the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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