Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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