just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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