Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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